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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:45
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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